TEN REASONS YOU KNOW YOU’VE ENDURED THE COVID 19 VIRUS TOO LONG ARE:
YOU HAIR LOOKS LIKE A REJECTED BIRD’S NEST
YOU ARE NOW ON INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH YOUR REFRIGERATOR
YOUR COUCH HAS A PERMANENT RESERVATION SIGN IN FRONT OF THE TV JUST LIKE DR. SHELDON COOPER ON “THE BIG BANG THEORY”
IT HARDLY MAKES A DIFFERENCE CHANGING FROM YOUR NIGHTTIME PAJAMAS TO YOUR DAYTIME ONES
YOU SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE ZOOMING AND RE-ZOOMING
THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEK IS A TRIP TO BUY CHOCOLATES AND JUJYFRUIT CANDY AT THE DOLLAR STORE
YOU HAVE TO FORCE YOURSELF TO GET OUT OF BED EVERY MORNING BECAUSE THERE IS SO LITTLE TO LOOK FORWARD TO DOING AGAIN AND AGAIN
THE CHANGING OPINIONS AND RECOMMENDATIONS ABOUT HOW TO OR NOT TO SURVIVE THE VIRUS CHANGE WITH EVERY EMAIL
YOU LEARN HOW TO SPELL QUARANTINE AND PANDEMIC EVEN THOUGH
YOU NEVER WANTED TO KNOW EITHER
YOU LOOK TO DR. FAUCCI AND RANDY RAINBOW AS YOUR GURUS OF KNOWLEDGE
